Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?
People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.
But think about this.
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
He also graffiti’d a building in Australia and when the mayor of the Gold Coast asked him politely to clean it (despite this being a criminal offence and having video evidence of him doing it) he got on a plane and went ot the next country. I really fucking hope he gets arrested.
And all of this is predates the Brazil fiasco